Are your sunglassess for dogs?

No. We use dogs because they are cheaper and have better personalities than models. They are also much more fun to pet.

Handmade in the sweatshops of Somalia

As we ventured into the realm of designer goods, we've unearthed a vital truth: all glasses are crafted by hand. Whether they bear a two-dollar price tag from the gas station or command a thousand dollars like Cartiers or Tom Fords.

90% of all eyewear originates from just three locales: Fukui Prefecture, Japan; Belluno, Italy; and Danyang, China—each meticulously fashioned by skilled artisans.

Now, our choice of production site might raise eyebrows. Why China? Simply put, it's a matter of principle. In China, designers earn the least and operate on commission-based models. With each purchase, we contribute to their livelihood, ensuring fair compensation for their craft. We firmly believe that individuals shouldn't receive less pay solely due to their residence in a nation infamous for its labor practices.

Designed in Arizona, handmade in Danyang.

We are not here to save the whales

In stark contrast to other corporate giants, we proudly declare: we're not here to save the environment. Don't fool yourself into thinking our sunglasess are some noble act of environmentalism.

Buy them because they make you look cool, shield your eyes from the sun, and maybe even spark some inspiration. They're sunglasses, not saviors of the planet.

Sure, they might have a slight edge over those cheap, disposable $2 shades, but let's not kid ourselves. We're in the business of selling products, not saving the world.

So go ahead, indulge in that purchase. Just remember, it's about you

But how am I supposed to rationalize splurging on outrageously priced designer goods if I can't delude myself into thinking I'm somehow making a difference?

If you wanna make a difference, give your money to a charity or better yet, roll up your sleeves and get involved in a cause close to your heart. But please, spare us the charade of using our designer goods as a moral alibi.

At our company, we prioritize our employees first, our community second, and our customers third. When you purchase our products, you're directly supporting the individuals who craft them.

We will not donate glassess for every pair you buy. 10% of our proceeds does not go to wildlife. And we definetly will not be enabling homeless people shotting up on our city streets. Did you know that companies that use these tactics are stealing money directly from you? That's right, they are a tax break that should rightfully be yours. By donating to them, you're essentially providing them with a convenient write-off you should be recieving.

So bypass the middleman and donate directly. While wearing our sunglasses of course.

Okay for real, What's your history?

Wouldn't you like to know.

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