**Longshoreman Sunglasses: When “Barely Making Ends Meet” Has Never Looked So Good**
Ah, the life of a longshoreman. Out on the docks from dawn to dusk, toiling away under the searing sun and salty sea breeze, just trying to scrape by… in a brand-new pair of $1400 Cartier sunglasses? Wait, what? Turns out, our rough-and-tumble dockworkers might be more fashion-forward than we thought. So, in a not-so-accidental homage to these so-called “struggling” laborers, we proudly present: *The Longshoreman Sunglasses.*
Inspired by the *gritty, salt-of-the-earth* dockworkers of America (or at least, those who tell you they’re on a tight budget), these sunglasses are for anyone who wants to look effortlessly *broke-chic*. We had these already in production when we caught wind of a union head rocking some high-end designer specs that just happened to resemble ours. So, we thought, why wait? Time to unleash this ultra-limited edition on the world!
These shades say, “I’m just a regular Joe, paying union dues and sporting a tan from a life at sea. And no, these definitely aren’t designer. They're just *inspired*... by designer.” With a classic design that gives off that “I make my money the hard way” vibe, these sunglasses are perfect for anyone looking to join the ranks of the blue-collar elite. And hey, if anyone asks if they’re Cartiers, you can just tip your shades down, look them in the eye, and say, “Nah, these are *prototypes.*”
Slip on a pair and let the world know: you’re not about the glitz and glam. You’re about hard work, humility, and... a killer pair of shades.
This is an ultra limited edition prototype. Only 35 produced. The mould has been destroyed. These are irreplaceable prototypes. Be part of history owning one of the original sunglasses.. Each pair includes a certificate of authenticity with wax stamp and signiture of designer. Handmade leather case included.
